Who: 8 men’s style bloggers
What: Acne Atacoma Black Metal Wedge
Why: Became popular after Alexa Chung wore them and was an instant shoe crush for many ladies, including myself
Personally, I love the Acne wedge. Seeing as how they retail for over $600, I opted for the Jeffrey Campbell Alexa wedges instead and couldn’t be happier. Plus, I get to feel tall, if only for a few hours.
Click here to see photos of how I wore them.
And read below to find out how the guys ripped, er, didn’t hold back on their feelings about the popular Acne Atacoma Wedge.
Shaun: In my personal attempt to try to find the attractiveness in these heels I have only justified why I don’t like them. Heels are supposed to make the legs look more elegant, and by making such an abrupt finish at the foot you are doing quite the opposite. And I’m sorry Ms. (Ms.? Mrs.?) Chung, but what is with the socks? You are taking what those heels make your legs lack to the next level. Must I say more?
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Kenyatte: Okay ladies….when I first saw these shoes the movie “Blades of Glory” came to mind. If Chazz Michael Michaels saw you in these he might grab you and try to execute the Iron Lotus. At $590, the price tag only adds insult to injury. Seriously…someone hand me a bat so I can “Tonya Harding” the shit out of those shoes. A platform wedge with metal accents is a great idea, just like the idea to duplicate Las Vegas on the East coast — but ladies…it’s all in the execution…ask anyone who’s gone to Atlantic City…
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Nick: A few reasons to buy these for your friend:
1) She’d be rad to go sneaker shopping with. You wouldn’t have to use those stools with the angled mirrors, just have her stay close.
2) Couple flashlights and a tap dancing lesson and you’d have a disco at every bar you walked into.
3) How’s my makeup? HEADSTAND!!!!
747s and mirror-trimmed shoes… keep ’em on the runways and off the streets.
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Lawrence: Oh Lord, I knew something like this was on the horizon, but so soon? I thought we were going to be eased into this. Now I know Becs owns a pair of these so I will do my best to keep this as polite as possible. There is absolutely zero redeeming qualities in footwear like this as far as I am concerned. I won’t pretend to know what women think, but I cannot even remotely fathom what would motivate a female to purchase shoes like this. They give off this Spice Girls meets Robocop vibe, which is not as complimentary as some people might believe. Attractive women (i.e. Ms. Chung and Becs) should avoid shoes like this for it draws attention to their feet and their feet alone.
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Dan: The 70s are on their way back baby! I’m a little torn on these. Sexy, yes. Practical and versatile, not so much. I like that their bulkiness can help a woman’s legs look longer and slimmer, not that Alexa Chung needs it. Best, SB
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Paul: Honestly, these just look ridiculous. I’ll try not to go into these too hard, because Becca I know you’ve actually worn these on the blog, but honestly, on the strange & f-ugly scale, these are on the level of Uggs. Just sayin…
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Max: To wear those shoes, you must have a healthy sense of humor. I like a girl with a sense of humor.
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Will: When I first saw this shoe, one thought popped into my head, “Is this girl wearing Kiss boots?” And while I am a fan of a few choice jams by the face-painted bunch (Lovegun is a hell of a tune), I would not be too keen on seeing these in person. If not paired with the correct wardrobe, they have the high probability of coming off as far too goth. Granted, some black eyeliner can be sexy as all get out, but taking it a step further (no pun intended) with these wedges is a turn off. Plus, I imagine the lady opting for these would want to keep them on in bed, and unless she’s cool with me wearing my Red Wings to compete, I’d have to pass on that idea.
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Did the guys get it right? Shoutouts to Lawrence and Paul who recognized that I had previously worn the Jeffrey Campbell Alexa Wedges.
If you have ideas for what you want the men to hate on… or sound off on, please leave it in the comments section. I will do my best to work it into an upcoming post.
As always, thanks for reading, and stay tuned for another Menday edition next week.
xo, Becs